THE MONKS' LONG-LOST UNRELEASED WEDDING SONG -- (Or IS IT???)

Some miscreant named "Iggy" told me he wanted The Monks' I Hate You (But Call Me) mutated into I Hate You (But MARRY Me) , to be played at his wedding. He claims that he met his bride-to-be on the Monks' Message Board. She is from Sweden.

I'm not sure just exactly what the odds are that this will actually HAPPEN, mind you. But, shrugging my finely-chiselled shoulders, I E-mailed our young friend (and rabid Monks fan) Lukas Ljungdahl, in Sweden, and asked him to translate the lyrics for me, as an added lagniappe. Then, I took Lukas' translation to Wayne Olsen, who helped phoneticize it. Very helpful. One of his notes: "The word verefore is easy--just imagine my mom saying wherefore."

Other than these two essential contributors, to whom I am very grateful, it's all just me and my 16-track. I do apologize to anyone who may be fed this tape as a genuine Monks Artifact. Kinda fun though, huh?

LAYPEOPLE: If you have not heard The Monks this will make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE to you.....do yourself a favor and click here to go to my quick Monks Thumbnail Bio, and then c'mon back.....you'll feel better.

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--sound recording copyright 2000 M. Fornatale--