William Zantzinger World William Zantzinger World So what would happen if you could drag a threshing machine...threshing?? Machine??.....onto the stage. Well Kiidievolks, thanks to modern technology and CASIO(c) we now know. THE UNISOUNDS!!!!! Really tho, actually, they were called ICDTUCDT(I can do this, You can do this), no no, really they were..how do you spell it....Misogony INC.!! Alright, alright the name of the , the, the ...."band"..was FINAL SOLUTION. They was like airport, next week we be looking forward to train, und then for the final piece of that magical triad, BUS! Really, we're talking one sample (jet engines?) and redundant belched vocals, oh yeah, they drank, like it was ritual (screw off the top, take a slug, screw on the top). I thought it was interesting, if not painfully boring...ok next...the bifocal answer to Final SOlution, Incidental ...huh huh...Inci*dental* Conduct, no no, really, INTRINSIC ACTION, the fans loved em, people were yelling out at the top of their lungs, "SOME OF MY FILLINGS ARE COMING OUT!!" und then "SOME OF MY FILLINGS ARE COMING OUT, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY!!!!!!" Let's just say, this is what industrial is SUPPOSSED TO SOUND LIKE, true it's not something you'd run to listen to, but hey, that's industrial, no one ever said it would be pretty. In my [cough cough] humble opinion, it still beats that disco they call industrial. These be the sounds of grinding bone crunching machines, not that other sh*t, tho Clint, scraping ruin from the thirwel feotus, was on attendance once again, [the man knows what be happening! Huh huh huh, one day, one day, I swear, I'm going to walk up to him and go, "HEY, YOU'RE SCRAPING CLINT FROM THE RUIN THIRWELL FEOTUS?? AREN'T YOU?? HUH HUH HUH[big stupid grin!].... ok wair wuz I...Oh yeah, Intrinsuck Conduct, the roar of the crowd going "this is about as much fun as using a power sander, except you've go something to show for it when you're done" huh huh huh. Damn wits I go to a show with, huh huh huh. Actually, it wasn't that bad, hey we even tried to dance! Sorta like electro shock patients but we fit right in..
Straight WHITE noise! Ok enough with the two or three people, a mic, not a MIKE, a mic, and two or one casio noisemakers. Oh for yew volks on the KING TUTS WAH WAH HUT WAtch, you lawyer types, It' chill und happening, but you didn't hear it ere, ay. Harley, the killer bassist from hell, breath of the CROMAGS, und NYHC founding father, was on the scene, looking good, I must say, J Gestapo, born for the lip of a stage frontman for Murphy's Law, und ex MLaw guitarist UNCLE AL! All were hanging....woww! really tho, you'd appreciatte it ifn you were alive during the times, the real times, the HC times, but it was happenin, and they didn't kill me or throw me out, so so so, ROCK N ROLL!!!!!! tHEY was playin great music, music you boonie babies have to travel 56 million mile.....never mind..that was last show...you boonie babies got it made, let's hope Suddam hussain just kills eastern freaks.....Drunk TAnk....lyin bastards sayin they was Dust Devils and from Switzerland, France, and somewhere else, Checklovakia, ex Liabach something or other...IT WAS A JOKE!!! tHEY were none of dat, huh huh huh. they were DRUNK TANK, funky *ss guitar work, noise noise noise und more noise, they kicked. Not for the imaginative, but they still grinded bone. Ok now the SONIC YOUTH wannabees! No NO NO NO No NoNOOOOO!! They weren't but they did bring SONIC YOUTH TO mind, only cause they kicked und killed and railed and moved like Sonic Youth do. Femme, soft, smooth SY vocals helped the associtaition, but she played guitar not Bass like KGordon. DUST DEVILS!!! Rock und sock und roll and bash yo head in a little ball!! They're good, solid, kick butt, smash face, noise music trash thrash we got the PURPOSE, rolling MUSIC!! bE THERE or be a f***ing lowlife square! They got the groove, no not one million and two the feeding of the five thousand RED HOT CHILI SMEGM*S, no no no non ononononon. The Sonic Y Mania(c)'s incredible LIFE simulation........DUST (get a new name) DEVILS!!!!!! ROCK AND RAIL!!!
Remember, Intrinsic action + Final Solution = novel misogony...Drunk Tank = Noise to scrape your ears to (good stuff) und DUST DEVILS = You can't touch this but it touch you MUSIC MR. BEEM(brainless), Good sounding, groove catching killer bash. I'll be keeping me eye open for em, still wish they'd get a new name tho.... I mean they *left* ARIZONA! Right no left left no right, let's self destruct in front of everynoids eyes, yes I's , aaaaaaaaahhh mr phelps if you wish to blast onto mr Bush's barbara's d*cks! S*ck thes baker f*ck bastards! NO UGLY WARS!!! The blood it would soak, ain't worth the cost to the earth to see you die!!!!!!!!!!! But NEXT TIME, NEXT TIME, it's gonna love every little drop, oh yeah, it's gonna love IT!!! I've claimed my 6 undred und 66 million barrells! Bloooooood, [spit!].