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GWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PND!!

To: skulluSA
4:52:28 Sun, Dec 23, 1990


Season's Beating everynoid! Well, that's what it says here on dis tickit. Season's Beating's! GWAR!!!! F**king A killer, make that KILLER! They put all you, all me, all all dweebs just right in their f**nking PLaces! Oh the show, the show, the show, it is killer. It is something else. It is a total blast. It is a little distracting from the music at times. It's a mind blast, that's MIND BLAST for you 2 year olds! The question is,...who is GWAR?? I could swear to god they've been around before. I could swear to Satan, this is all revenge of a killer HC band. I mean, what besides being spit on could compell them to dump so much sh*t on their audiance (audiance loved it as well). Made the pit un walkable. Spraying simulated sc*m, simulated bl**d, putirid disgustiing acted out DEATH. I mean really, how can someone like meeself stand in the pit, when the risk of bloody p*ss being projected into the audiance? HUh, how, Huh, how, huh, how. They had some wild puppets, [puppets?] und a great performance. Broadway be proud on dis day, ay! But, one must be aware, watch out for, the stupid (read dum dum) idIOTS, who say that's all there is, the show, the cunstums, the blood und intestines. Well that's not it c*cks*cker. They are one, I say ONE, KILLER BAND, custoooms und theatrical stage show(killer, make that KILLER theatrical stage show at that), or not. They humb those f**KING killer trash smash und blast, und f**king A, A for you 3 year old, MOFO mutha, misses, you don't want to miss this! This is where it's at, GWAR is where it should be. Not this pissant, Funk/Metal [p*ss*ng on yo momma], 'Industria' (DIS)shmuck(SCO), or SPEED Metwa, (speed metal what a joke). THIS BE KILLER FUC*ING ROCK YO MUMMA SCKING HC SMASH MAYHEM WITH A SET THAT MAKES Your liitle sh*t stained brain weep. WEEP! Lowlifes... fgnciuk WEEP. YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS! BUT BET YO SISTER SQUATING BA**S it be touching you. GOOD NIGHT!!! gwar! GWAR!! GWAR!!

Ps. If you want to see a k*ck *ss band, with a totally killer sophisticated, WELL DONE, stage show, that burrows into your intelect. Und KLR MUSIC. GWAR!!