[bomp] Re: Montreal Happenings 8/17-19?

["Crawdaddy Simon" <crawdaddy.simon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

There are no street vendors in Montreal, and the penguins are at the 
Biodome.

  CS


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "T" <Tedsoh@hotmail.com>
To: <bomp@router.xnet2.com>
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2007 6:18 AM
Subject: [bomp] Montreal Happenings 8/17-19?


> Yes indeed, in fact I do. First, buy a pink suit. Wear it whilst running 
> energetically through the streets of downtown Montreal. Have accomplices 
> stationed along your route playing recordings of "Move On Up" . Be sure 
> they are all synchronized. At this point, you will be duplicating a scene 
> from "The Groove Tube". However, your mission will be to randomly grab 
> people by the lapels (provided there any any lapel wearers) and demand to 
> know where the penguins have been hidden. Speak with the greatest possible 
> urgency in your voice and dart your eyes around as if you're being 
> followed. Speak in the stereotypical voice of a German Mad Scientist. At 
> some point, casually stop at a street vendor and get something to eat, as 
> you will need to maintain your strength. As you consume your food, glance 
> at your watch and speed off quickly, resuming your running and random 
> interogating.
>
> Plan B: Tickle a Mountie.

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