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6:42:01 Sat, May 4, 1991


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And All The Shows are..

14:34:09 Sat, May 4, 1991

To: A sunny day in May

Over! I get me ticket and find meself in a 24 hour existential EXperiment! Smoking my first ciggarette of the day....[UH OH].... and thinking back to simpler times...Ah the good old dayz...Hitting that curb at about 35 mphs... Almost parking it into me tree... Running reverse to catch that witch.... Kinda in a free fall to oblivion..Hey wait...That wuzn't yesterday.. Gosh golly Gee... On the express train to caniption...it fits...<blip....> do not adjust yer volume setting, it is no longer under your control..... The band came on, Screaming Sister Chariot...They did a killer version of Ding Dong the Witch is dead... Und all the volks fell down.... Yip Yip YIp... And blue blue blue blue blue blue....And who knows which is which, and who is who, is who is who... Paper, the sattidy paper...On the elevator of chaos, und strife..."Well I certianly wuz in the right".... All most certianly...Dig that funky sax boy.... Already onto me second ciggarette, I light a smoke... I wake up and find myself in a 24 hour mechanical daydream... Puffing away... [cough cough]... Noise Filth and Fury.... [cough cough]... Time out!

As time is resumed, und the bodies exhumed.... The investigator possessing undeniable deniablity, denies the facts as they are presented to us to slobber all over.... Already onto my third ciggarette, spit onto the floor, and fall a sleep to find myself in a 24 hour Amazing Motion Movement... A veritable 5th concerto... An expression of splendid grace and disgust... Und the conducter is electrocuted! OOooooo.... The neural activity of a drog and a frog...Interlocked into an embrace of such [cough cough], crouching down, und laid out..... [WARNING: THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE 48/2 HOUR SYSTEM IF THIS HAD BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY YOU WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED AT ALL AND WOULD POSSIBLY HAVE NEVER EXISTED]....Allready down on my fourth ciggarette... [cough cough]....