Beatnik Affectations

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MIKE ARIETANO Archives

Final Solution says....

To: yippity yap!
6:26:22 Sat, May 4, 1991


Yip yip yip, I went back, und rippped the final solution thingy off de wall..... And I gots just what dey say..... [witholding...]

OK!!!!! Yo! La! TENGO!!!!!!! Yo la tengo!!!!! Is, yes it damn well sure is, one, that's one killer geetarist....l...iiudfa......af.da.....RILLY THO@!!!!! tYO TlA! tTengo!!!!! KILLLLKS!!!!! Gneibish., gneibish,,,I spent mucho buckerooneis ....eh fist day o vacaaaation..... YO LA TENGO, pushed mein, und yos and ebbybuddy's elses faces in it...ok! Yip yip fucking fuc ker fuickina ta YIP!!!!!!!.......From space cadet city...OK...to the mines! to the....pits...!YEIPAERE.....to the slime und grime of a nowhere city dat comeso ut fer me every ptgiyt!!!!! Gna gna gna.... YO LA TENGO<<<<<<<<<

Romped, und ruled, and rari9fied, ole CB's....Hey *sleepyhead WUZN'T BAD EITHER KIDDIES! HEH HEH ,,, UH HUH HUHH HEH1!....rEAKKT <dats rilly....They kicked bigtimere...... They wuz so, I mean *SO* kickin und expansive I wuz like where you volks from???? [ummm, about five blocks away]......................

........ Tuo> Yuo> Yip? FIVE BLOCKA AQQAY??? YIP YIP YIP, they kciced from here to helsinkeii!!!!! --------Shoot! blam! Bing! vbANG!!! But yo la tengo took the iceing the cake and dun did shove me face in ITT!!!! KILLER GEETAR HELL FROM HEAVEN CRASH YE NARLY CHIMLEY GEETARAS TO CHEETAH!!!!! Yip ypi yop......Yaaap! Yaaaap~ Yaaaaaap~! Ok, alright, I blew a lot of money fer no goood reason! I KNOW! so didi bush!!!!!!!!

i, is say,,,,I SAID BUSH KILLED HOSTAGES! AND ATE ME "NAAAAASOLE" A ,OA