Are you depressed? Lonely? Out of sorts? Feeling like just another heap of bad data on the stack? Feel like a low order bit in a high order world? Confused that I'm using computer jargon for some strange reason? Just basicly sick of it all and wanting to run away?
Well that's too bad....
For you healthy people out there have we got a deal for *YOU*!! The bestest happeningest most killeringest method of musical communication the universe has ever seen! Come now you ask, what can be that good... WELL! Listen here kiddies, the GNET "Tape Around the Universe" Netverk! That's what....
See, all you have to do is send your address to Mr. Level, the Official Kreeper of d List.. Once on the list you will receive tapes with said list attached. You have roughly one week to listen to it, or not, then check your name off the list, signifying you got it, then send it to someone else on the list who hasn't yet checked their name off..
Not only that, you can also make up your own tape. Attach a copy of the list to the tape, and send it off. It too will make the rounds! And become a "Tape Around the Universe"!
That's all there is to it, sharing the music we all dig! In two easy steps! Don't you think it's time you got into the loop?? DO IT UP!! Send your address to Mr. Level, 76702,517, now!!
The Qnet "Tape Around the Universe" Netverk!
"The official tape Netverk of the Iraqi Army and Sudafud!"