Beatnik Affectations

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MIKE ARIETANO Archives

Ramoes! Tangents!!!!!!!

To: the Virgin City
5:26:20 Sun, Dec 30, 1990


What the fluck, yes fluck, or should I make that fork, WHAT THE FORK. Hey you losers in the rest of the world, NYC kicks yo momma sicking, that's really su, but you dint, ere, it ere, ay. Romps on your dying corpse!! America's dying, america's dead, all yo mommies, and popppies out in the """"""heartleand"""""""" elected Orgie porgie, CIA, BUSH. To rule our world. Well, he's just playin wit yas. He wants you to rank on NYC, cause NYC don't ever die. AND NYC IS GONNA MAKE IT ALL ALLRIGHT! no THANKS TO YOU! hUSSAIN, HE BEEN HERE, he loves it. Bush, he's afraid. Quayle, it was to funny him even cumming, so we didn't even notice, that excursion. Where am I. Only in NY, can you go into a packed bar, hit the CD jukebox, und play, DEATH AND NIGHT AND BLOOD(yukio) by the STRANGLERS, RELIGION, BY MOTORHEAD, You know, 'DON'T NEED RELGION', UND, i SAY *UND*, [TRYING TO REMEMBER THIRD SONG] AAAH YES! AMPHETAMINE LOGIC, BY Sisters of Mercy. Nowhere else you losers, you. You can't do it up, cause your backwards, Deliverance, camper humping YAHOOS. Eat it, EAT IT!!!!!! I be talking CAl right now, you can't touch us, pussheads, come visit if ya got the testicles, we'll p*ss on ya. You're not even an afterthought, we be waiting for WORLD CUP, where the BRITISH 'team' gonna march through harlem, with their racist, game sh*t. I'M WAITING, WE'LL SHOW EM WAT THE WROLD BE ABO0UT. oH YEAH, Wrold2! kicks momma florking butt, big time. Great tape, you might see, it. You might not. Spit! What's this about. It's about the GREATEST, KICKINGINGST KILLER SLAMMING BASHING WEAR YOU MOTHER BALLS TO THE WALL AND GRINDING, BESTEST BAND IN THE WORLD. THE RAMONES!!!!!!! ALRIGHT, THEY WAS SLOPPY, BUT THEY WAS STILL THE RAMONES, THEY WAS SHOWING THE DE0PARTURE OF DEE DEE, BUT so fu**ing what. they kicked from here to hellalulia. They was KILLER. You wanna slam, he who shall go UNAMED, go see the Ramones, you'll be telling me how lame, Metallica, fnm, Slaughter, Judas Priest (homo on me! ROB), UND Megathrax, bites it. RAMONES RULE, CAUSE THEY BE THE GOODS, BELIEVE IT!!!!! or don't... WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!